
When I was a wee child we never had Christmas lights so when I grew up I thought I should. I tried out one string on the garage roof in Albuquerque. That was good. I wished for a whole house lined with lights but one string was better than none. When we moved to the great white north we bought a house with wickedly high roofs. You would need a cherry picker to line the house. I settled for the the garage roof again. I dangled off our six foot step ladder hanging icicle lights. I almost gave the construction workers next door a stroke one year hanging lights in a snow storm. They were quite sure I was going to end up flat on the driveway. I didn't but it was touch and go. One year Karl dangled off the ladder for me but that was just as dangerous for any number of reasons. Last year I hoisted some lights up on our trees using a broom. Well a broom and a ladder. None of these attempts has ever been really satisfying. They aren't satisfying because a few trees or the front door and the garage roof is not the whole house! What I want is icicles dripping from every roof line or better yet the whole house outlined in magenta lights...
Of course after the holidays you have the problem of how to get them down. Taking lights down in a snow storm is not nearly as entertaining as putting them up in a snow storm. And by January ice has built up on the driveway adding an extra element of fun. And then there are all the complaints about wasted electricity. But the more I write the more I realize I will need those lights again maybe just to the break the gloom of December.